November 2009

Church of London | Huck Magazine, Little White Lies, Geoff McFectridge & Where The Wild Things Are


The next issues of Little White Lies and Huck will look remarkably good on your newsagent's shelves: the magazines' covers are two parts of a single illustration by Geoff McFetridge...

The Church Of London, the creative agency founded by Rob Longworth, Danny Miller and Paul Willoughby, publishes, art directs and designs both film magazine Little White Lies and surf, skate and snowboarding style title, Huck.

The forthcoming issues feature Spike Jonze's Where The Wild Things Are in some way: the director is interviewed in Huck (hence he appears on the cover alonside some rather intrusive "wild things"), while Little White Lies is wholly dedicated to the new film, based on Maurice Sendak's children's book (main character, Max, features on their cover).


Via Creative Review


The Church of London's Movie Poster Designs





Little White Lies Magazine





Huck Magazine


Derek Erdman | Artist, Illustrator & $7 Rapper (Maybe)

Derek Erdman. Don't know too much about him except that he exhibit's at NYC's Canada gallery (which is impressive) and has a killer website. Besides making art he offers a bunch of services. We'll talk about them here.

1. If you send him $15 and email him a photo then he'll digitally draw your portrait. An example of which is shown below.


2. For $7 he's willing to give somebody who's done you wrong a vigilante rap phone call.  The rapper is Rap Master Mourice (which may or may not be him). Rap Master Mourice & his terms of service are listed below.




Rap Master Maurice is willing to VIGILANTE MIND BATTLE RAP CALL
anybody who has done you wrong. Simply PayPal $7 and give a brief explanation of
the trouble and you're EVEN STEPHEN. Do it now because soon it will
cost $10 and you will say to yourself, "I SHOULD HAVE DONE IT WHEN IT WAS $7".

Your $7 payment includes justice, peace of mind and a medium
quality MP3 file emailed to you in a timely manner!

RAP MASTER MAURICE will rap about ANYTHING, even gross stuff!
There are no bounds to justice. SERIOUSLY:


Supply the telephone number and the info, THE RAP IS MADE.

NOTICE: The price of non-revenge "friendly" raps has doubled
to $14. Maurice is a revenge rapper but will don the hat of
friendly rapper for an extra $7.

BECOME A FAN OF RAP MASTER MAURICE on Facebook! Or exercise free will
and don't. It's your life, champ.

3. For the low price of $14.98 he will send you a hamburger through the mail in an anonymous package. More info below:



4. For absolutely know cost. That means free. He'll give you advice.


ADVICE MASTERS is an absolutely free advice service that caters to all people in any sort of situation imaginable. If you need help sorting out a financial matter or if you're having trouble in a relationship, we're here to guide you towards a solution. If you're dealing with the death of a loved one or perhaps you just would like somebody to talk to, we're always available. Perhaps you've recently lost your job or a friend has turned their back to you for no apparent reason, we're in your corner. There's a chance that your dilemma is more practical in nature, such as gardening or fishing tips or you need a good banana bread recipe. You should consider ADVICE MASTERS a friend, a family member, an encyclopedia and the internet. We consider no subject taboo. We're not quite omniscient but we like to think that we're pert-near!

Each of our staff is trained in conflict resolution and each holds a certificate in Expert Advice Giving. No problem is too big or too small and a staff member is on duty 24 hours a day 7 days a week every day of the year.

If you're interested in anonymity we suggest pressing *67 before dialing. We promise partial discretion with every call, you can remain anonymous or tell us as much as you want about yourself. In fact, you don't even have to have a question; you can simply get some things off of your chest and hang up. Additionally if you simply want to call and hang up when we answer, there's nothing wrong with that, either.

"This phone call was a success." Kristen Smith, Durango CO


5. He sells his paintings, which are nicely priced and probably worth collecting





Categories: art, Artists, Illustrators

Sally Eaton | Psychedelic High Priestess & Hippie Goddess


Sally Eaton is a Wiccan High Priestess, liturgist, singer and actress, whose credits include creating and playing the role of Jeanie in the stage production of the hit Broadway musical Hair, and, as a
member of Doric Wilson's professional theater company TOSOS (The Other Side of Silence), acting in the Doric Wilson plays Now She Dances and Street Theater.

In the mid-70’s she migrated to the San Francisco Bay Area, becoming a third degree Priestess in NewReformed Orthodox Order of the Golden Dawn, and was heavily involved in the West Coast Craft Tradition and the California revival of the Ordo Templi Orientis. With these and many other organizations Eaton sharedher knowledge of acting and stagecraft— writing and directing dramatic rituals and presenting workshops on Acting as Magick.

She contributed to many of the early ADF ritualsand published material, and to the music and lyrics of the songs on the album, Avalon is Rising! Her eclectic magical background ranges from Golden Dawn and O.T.O. material to Wiccan and Druidic styles, and she has presented lectures, rituals and performances at Neo-Pagan events. Her Coven WillowStar has been active since 1986. She is pursuing studies in Santeria, and in 2005 was crowned Priestess of Ochun in a traditional Cuban Ilé. Eaton remains a professional singer, best known for her rendition of the song “Air” in the hit Broadway musical Hair, and sings the blues professionally.




Album available at Red Telephone 66

Wet Magazine Covers





Wet was an avant-garde Los Angeles-based magazine that revolved around the idea of "gourmet bathing" and later evolved to "gourmet bathing and beyond." Its publisher and creator was Leonard Koren, an architecture school graduate. The magazine covered cultural issues and was known for its innovative use of graphic art.

Over the years, Wet began to reflect a broader expanse of stories, capturing a kind of smart, artsy Los Angeles attitude that was emerging at the same time as punk, but had its own distinct aesthetic. Wet lasted 34 issues, spanning the years 1976 to 1981.






You can read the entire July / August 1981 Issue here and the entire December 81 Issue here. Covers were sourced here.

Style Out da' Ass | Lincoln's Designer Car Series

In the late 70s Lincoln created one of the most collectible American cars of the decade: The designer series of the big Mark V Coupés. Each year Lincoln presented four masterpieces with interiors styled by Cartier, Givenchy, Emilio Pucci and Bill Blass, flamboyant in every detail. It was the last full-size model of the range with staggering 5,85 m in length and a 7536 cm³-V8 engine with 210 HP.

What the brochure said about the Pucci Edition Mark V shown above: "A dramatic combination of black and white emphasizes the overall sleekness of the new Mark V. Emilio Pucci specified Cayman grain patent leather appearance for the white roof and a formal interior of white leather and vinyl with black trim. His signature is embedded in the opera windows..."


Pucci Edition

Bill Blass Edition

Cartier Edition

Givenchy Edition
Via: Classic Car Club Phucket

Thanks Jim!

Categories: Fashion, Cars

Tod Seelie's Suckapants = Tastemaker


Our friend, Tod Seelie, whom you may have seen our video on here, was just shouted out in the new issue of New York Magazine's "Brooklyn Sonic Boom" issue as a "Digital Tastemaker" for his Suckapants Blog.

"Tod Seelie,
Areas of expertise:
The DIY music scene, “warehouse and apartment shows, mainly.”
Why he matters:
“I’m friends with bands like Matt and Kim, CSS, Japanther, the Death Set, and Ninjasonik, so I covered them a lot early on.”
Everyone should be listening to:
Dark Dark Dark, Woods, These Are Powers, Hurray for the Riff Raff, Ninjasonik, Crystal Antlers, and Cerebral Ballzy."


See more digital tastemakers at NYMag

Categories: Photography

Tomi Ungerer | Artist & Illustrator







"If people were brave enough to live out their erotic fantasies, pornography would disappear altogether. I've always believed that eroticism, even more than sensuality, is a form of liberation."

Tomi Ungerer is a French illustrator best known for his erotic and political illustrations as well as children's books.

Ungerer moved to the United States in 1956. The following year, Ungerer published his first children's book for Harper & Row, The Mellops Go Flying. He also did illustration work for The New York Times and for television during this time, and began to create posters denouncing the Vietnam War.

After Allumette; A Fable, with Due Respect to Hans Christian Andersen, the Grimm Brothers, and the Honorable Ambrose Bierce in 1974, Ungerer ceased writing children's books, focusing instead on adult-level books, many of which focused on sexuality. He eventually returned to children's literature with Flix, 1998.

He currently lives on the Mizen Peninsula in Ireland, where he and his wife moved in 1976.

Categories: Sex, Illustrators, Artists, art

The Corduroy Appreciation Club's 11/11 Grand Meeting Announced

The Corduroy Appreciation Club shall convene on the date which most closely resembles Corduroy, November 11th, 11|11.

Here are the particulars and secret location of our meeting:

$11.11 (A price which resembles Corduroy)

232 THIRD STREET • BROOKLYN, NY 11215 (map)
Corduroy Club Symbols will lead you through the labyrinth deep into factory.


    * The Main Squeeze Accordion Orchestra
    * Princeton University Scholar Deborah Kaple reading NPR 3 Minute Corduroy Fiction
    * Revealing of Corduroy Club iPhone Application
    * An opportunity to purchase Bonobo’s Corduroy Pants at a discounted price
    * Awards for Exemplary Usage of Corduroy
    * Awards for Best Dressed Presented by CORDAROUNDS
    * Strange Rituals
    * Six Point Craft Beer
    * And…a ROUSING Barnburning SPEECH BY YOUR PRESIDENT, Miles Rohan




More info here

Watch Mile's Rohan's Video here

Categories: Fashion, Events

Hari Kari Covers













Hari-Kari, which also ran by the subtitle: Journal Bete et Mechant (Stupid & Vicious Magazine), was a French magazine that was once banned in France for their controversial aim at the government and the church. More here. To see almost the enitre collection go here.

Categories: Magazines, Sex

Desert Island Discs

For a while now, BBC 4 has been asking Celebrities what 8 albums, 1 book and 1 luxury item they would take them if they were to get stranded on a desert Island. Below are some selections


Suggs of Madness

1. Cry Me a River
Performer: Julie London
CD Title: That's Jazz

2. Sex and Drugs and Rock and Roll
Performer: Ian Dury
CD Title: A Hard Nights Day

3. London's Burning
Performer: The Clash
CD Title: Clash on Broadway

4. On a Portrait of a Deaf Man
Performer: John Betejman accompanied by Jim Parker
CD Title: Banana Blush

5. Al Capone
Performer: Prince Buster
CD Title: FABulous Greatest Hits

6. Is That All There Is?
Performer: Peggy Lee
CD Title: Lieber & Stoller Songbook

7. Village Green Preservation Society
Performer: The Kinks
CD Title: The Kinks are the Village Preservation Society

8. Cleaning Windows
Performer: Van Morrison
CD Title: The Best of Van Morrison

His book, apart from The Bible and the Complete Works of Shakespeare, would be a concise book of Italian verbs.

His luxury would be a nucleus of bees.

John Malkovich

1. When the Leaves Come Falling down
Performer: Van Morrison
CD Title: Back on Top

2. Rainy Day in Georgia
Performer: Brook Benton
CD Title: Brooke Benton - 40 Greatest Hits

3. Once Upon a Time
Performer: Frank Sinatra
CD Title: September of My Years

4. Kentucky Avenue
Performer: Tom Waits
CD Title: Blue Valentine

5. Accordion theme from soundtrack of The Dancer Upstairs
Performer: Albert Iglesias
CD Title: The Dancer upstairs

6. Still DRE
Performer: Dr Dre
CD Title: The Lick - presented by Trevor Nelson

7. Highway 29
Performer: Bruce Springsteen
CD Title: The Ghost of Tom Joad

8. Who knows where the time goes Performer: Nina Simone
Composer: Denny
CD Title: Black Gold

His book, in addition to the Bible and the complete works of Shakespeare, would be The Sound and the Fury by William Faulkner.

His luxury would be a cappuccino maker.

David Gilmour - Pink Floyd

1. 'Waterloo Sunset'
Performer  Kinks
CD Title  25 Years of  Rock and Roll - 1967/Various artists.

2. 'Ballad in Plain D'
Performer  Bob Dylan
CD Title  Another Side of Bob Dylan

3. 'I'm Still Here'
Performer  Tom Waits
CD Title  Alice

4. 'Dancing in the Street'
Performer  Martha and the Vandellas
CD Title  Dancing in the Street

5. 'Anthem'
Performer  Leonard Cohen
CD Title  More Best of  Leonard Cohen

6. 'A Man Needs a  Maid'
Performer  Neil Young
CD Title  Decade

7. 'For Free'
Performer  Joni Mitchell
CD Title  Ladies of the Canyon

8. 'Rudi with a Flashlight'
Performer  Lemonheads
CD Title  Best of the Lemonheads

Book:    An English translation of the Koran
Luxury:  An acoustic Martin D.35 guitar


Nick Hornby - Writer

1. 'Kitty's Back'
Performer  Bruce Springsteen
CD Title  The Wild, the Innocent & E Street Shuffle

2. 'You Wear It Well'
Performer  Rod Stewart
CD Title  The Best of Rod Stewart

3. 'Complainte pour Ste Catherine'
Performer  Kate and Anna McGarrigle
CD Title  French Record

4. 'The Love You Save'
Performer  Jackson Five
CD Title  Children of the Light

5. 'Fatou Yo'
Performer  Toure Kunda
CD Title  World Playground-Musical adventure for kids
6. 'Night Ride Home'
Performer  Joni Mitchell
CD Title  Night Ride Home

7. 'My heart is the Bums on the Street'
Performer  Marah
CD Title  Kids in Philly

8. 'Going Back to Cali'
Performer LL Cool J
CD Title  Less Than Zero soundtrack

Book:    Barnaby Rudge - Charles Dickens
Luxury: I pod -  a mp3 player.


John Cale - The Velvet Underground

Performer  Bob Dylan
CD Title   Subterranean Homesick Blues

Performer  Velvet Underground
CD Title  The Velvet Underground - Live in Paris 1993

Performer  Beach Boys
CD Title   Surfer Girl/Shut Down Volume 2

Performer  Beatles
CD Title  Revolver

Performer  Elbow
CD Title  Cast of Thousands

Performer  Leonard Cohen
CD Title  The New Songs

Performer  Westminster Abbey Choir
CD Title  Diana, Princess of Wales : Funeral Service

Performer  Peter Gabriel
CD Title Shaking The Tree (16 Golden Greats)

Book:     'Repetition' by Alain Robbe-Grillet
Luxury:   Express coffee machine with coffee beans 


Tracey Emin - Artist

1.Riding for a Fall
Performer John Holt
CD Title Pledging my Love

2.Good Vibrations
Performer Beach Boys
CD Title Hits of 1966
3.I feel Love
Performer Donna Summer
CD Title Classic Donna Summer
4.Should I stay or should I go
Performer The Clash
CD Title Now 19
5.Chirpie Chirpie Cheep Cheep
Performer Middle of the Road
CD Title Very Best of Middle of the Road
6.Burning Love
Performer Elvis Presley
CD Title A Life in Music
7.Now that I've Found Love
Performer Third World
CD Title Now that We Found Love

8.Young Americans
Performer David Bowie
CD Title Best of David Bowie
Book     Spinoza: Ethics by G H R Parkinson
Luxury:  A pen which would never run out

Stephen King

1.She Loves You
Performer The Beatles
CD Title One

2.Desolation Row
Performer Bob Dylan
CD Title Highway 61 Revisited

3 Choctaw Bingo
Performer James McMurtry
CD Title Saint Mary of the Woods

4.Middle of the Road
Performer The Pretenders
CD Title Learning to Crawl

5.Barrier Reef
Performer Old 97’s
CD Title Alive and Wired

Performer Bruce Springsteen
CD Title The River

7.Pon De Replay
Performer Rihanna
CD Title Rihanna: Pon De Replay

8.When the Stars Go Blue
Performer  Ryan Adams
CD Title Gold

Book: Collected poetry of W. H. Auden
Luxury: Water hammock


Yoko Ono

1. Non, Je Ne Regrette Rien
Performer Edith Piaf
CD Title Edith Piaf: Legends of the 20th Century

2. Lili Marlene
Performer Lale Andersen
CD Title Lili Marleen

3. Liverpool Lou
Performer Dominic Behan
CD Title The Rocky Road to Dublin: The Best of Irish Folk

4. One Love/People Get Ready
Performer Bob Marley
CD Title Legend

5. When I Grow Too Old To Dream
Performer Gracie Fields
CD Title The Best of Gracie Fields

6. Beautiful Boy
Performer John Lennon
CD Title The John Lennon Collection

7. Magic
Performer Sean Lennon

No 8. Seoul
Performer Amiina
CD Title Kurr

Book: Sai-Yu-Ki
Luxury: My life for the next thirty years


Jarvis Cocker - Pulp

1. Theme
Performer Conductor Gian-Piero Reverberi
CD Title The Adventures of Robinson Crusoe - Original TV Soundtrack

2. Transmission
Performer Joy Division
CD Title Permanent: Joy Division

3. Mouldy Old Dough
Performer Lieutenant Pigeon
CD Title Dancing on a Saturday night - Dance hits of the 60's and 70s

4. Ten Guitars
Performer Engelbert Humperdinck
CD Title This is my life: Greatest Hits 1967-1969 Engelbert Humperdinck

5. The War is Over
Performer Scott Walker
CD Title 'Til the band comes in
6. Lady with the Braid
Performer Dory Previn
CD Title Mythical Kings and Iguanas

7. I see a darkness
Performer Johnny Cash
CD Title CASH - American III: Solitary Man

8. Sailing By
Performer BBC Concert Orchestra  Cond. Handley
CD Title The Essential British Light Music Collection

Book:   Sombrero Fallout by Richard Brautigan
Luxury:  A Bed with a Mosquito net.




1. Please Call Me Baby
Performer Tom Waits
CD Title The Heart of Saturday Night

2. The Lady is a Tramp
Performer Frank Sinatra
CD Title Frank Sinatra's Greatest Hits

3. Take Me With You
Performer Prince
CD Title Purple Rain

4. Grand Canyon
Performer The Magnetic Fields
CD Title 69 Love Songs

5. Baby I Love You
Performer The Ronettes
CD Title Best of The Ronettes

6. Je Suis Venu Te Dire Que
Performer Serge Gainsourg
CD Title Best of Serge Gainsbourg

7. Love You
Performer Syd Barrett
CD Title The Madcap Laughs

8. Good Humor Man He Sees Everything Like This
Performer Love
CD Title Forever Changes

Book: Madame Bovary by Gustav Flaubert
Luxury Item The Internet

Bonus albums:  New Order Substance, Miles Davis Bitches Brew, Spiritualized Pure Phase, Plastikman Consumed, The Vaselines A Complete History, Can Tago Mago, Stone Roses Turns Into Stone, The Cure Three Imaginary Boys, The Doors Waiting For The Sun

See more here

Categories: Music